BALL.EXE — [Running]
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$BALL — read this before you buy anything.
Most tokens open with a deck. Ours opens with an admission: there is no product here, no revenue, and no mechanism that makes the number go up. What there is, is a name that describes exactly what everybody in this market is already doing.
The supply was minted once and the mint authority is revoked. The liquidity was burned at launch, so nobody can pull it — not the team, not a multisig, not a hacked key. Verify both on-chain. Do not take a paragraph's word for it.
That is the entire pitch. If it sounds thin, that's the honest version. Buy an amount you would be fine setting on fire, and come argue in the chat.
— C:\BALL\README.TXT Ln 24, Col 1
Roadmap
Four items done, two not. Checked boxes are verifiable on-chain or on this page; unchecked ones are intentions, not commitments.
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Zero on buys, zero on sells. There is no tax contract to change.
100% of LP tokens sent to the burn address at launch. Transaction hash is pinned in the chat.
Buying $BALL
Four steps, in order. Ten minutes if the wallet is new, two if it isn't.
Install a wallet
Get Phantom or Solflare. Desktop extension or mobile app — either works. Write the seed phrase on paper, not in Notepad.
Fund it with SOL
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. Keep a little extra for network fees.
Open a swap
Go to Jupiter or Raydium, connect the wallet, and paste the contract address into the token field. Check it character by character.
Swap and hold
Set the amount, confirm the transaction, approve in your wallet. The token shows up in seconds. Then you ball.
Paste this into the token field. Verify every character.
Always paste the contract address from this page or the pinned message in the official chat. Search results and lookalike tickers are how people lose money here.
Right-click, Save As. Post them anywhere. That is the marketing budget. Or make your own in MEMEGEN.EXE.
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Frequently asked questions
- What is $BALL?
- A community token on Solana with no roadmap it intends to follow and no utility it intends to invent. The whole thesis is in the name.
- Is there a presale?
- No. There was no presale, no allocation round, and no private list. Everyone bought on the open market at the same time, including the people who made it.
- Is the liquidity locked?
- The LP tokens were burned at launch, which is stronger than a lock — nobody can pull them, including us. Verify it on-chain before you trust the sentence.
- Will this go up?
- Nobody knows, and anyone who says otherwise is selling you something. $BALL has no revenue, no product, and no floor. Treat it as entertainment you can afford to lose.
- Who runs it?
- A handful of people who liked the joke and a Telegram full of people who liked it more. Ownership of the contract is renounced.